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Cletus
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Posted 7:42, 06/23/2010
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The Northwestern Railroad that runs near downtown Yadkinville derailed early this morning due to a severe earthquake in the area. Portions of the cars carrying wood chips, and chemicals are on fire. The smoke from the burning debris from the derailment completly shut down the busy Yadkinville Airport where the President was going to land today. So, the Presidential visit to Yadkinville to arard the country's most prestigeous "Progress Award" will be postponed. In other news, Microsoft has purchased the remaining manufacturing space owned by former textile giant UNIFI. Microsoft will add nearly 2000 high paying jobs in the county with 12 months.
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pitbull
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Posted 7:45, 06/23/2010
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Yes and the Martians are coming down W.G. Dinkins boulevard to save us because they love us.
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Gamisou
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Posted 13:21, 06/23/2010
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Someone's been talking to Paul Johnson
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True
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Posted 16:33, 06/23/2010
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Jeff Royall just fired Cletus and hired Mitch Davis to run his camp.
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dijafo
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Posted 18:47, 06/23/2010
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And I seen Evlis showing Micheal Jackson the moonwalk. ;) Oh, one more thing... Obama told me he was going to give out FREE money to everyone who is a moron and the tax payers will not have to pay it back!
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Cletus
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Posted 20:10, 06/23/2010
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True decided to live up to his screen name.
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painintheA
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Posted 22:18, 06/23/2010
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and they have droped all charges against Chris Leupold and he's going to run for sheriff
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Hot Dog
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Posted 8:20, 06/24/2010
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We are going to build a wall around Yadkin County to keep illegals aliens out.
This will create jobs for the check point areas. The salaries will be paid from the money saved that illegals normally consume.
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bassbug73
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Posted 10:6, 06/24/2010
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Hot dog, if only that were true... I would be willing to make a donation towards the wall, and ammo for the guards!
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OLDSCHOOL
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Posted 13:35, 06/24/2010
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Hot Dog you've posted the only thing that makes good sense!!!!
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wahoo
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Posted 13:53, 06/25/2010
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That wasn't an earthquake it was a mexican stampede when someone shouted FREE TACOS.
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Rivers Edge
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Posted 16:31, 06/25/2010
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Man thats a lot of mexicanos rumbling down the street.
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wahoo
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Posted 17:44, 06/25/2010
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Yep they all come out for something like that.lol
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FED UP
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Posted 20:2, 06/25/2010
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The only new "business" that might be hiring and moving to Yadkin county would be a branch of "The World Really Is Flat Society".
They only have 3 criteria for new employees.
1. Applicants must be willing to handle rattlers and copperheads.
2. Applicants must be willing to drink strychnine.
3. Applicants must not have an IQ exceeding 80.
After exhaustive research, the society has concluded Yadkin county would have a large force to draw from.
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pitbull
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Posted 20:39, 06/25/2010
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Yes and there is a new Nascar track coming to the Yadkin County Park!1
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Rivers Edge
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Posted 21:43, 06/25/2010
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there is going to be a nude beach at the new watershed lake on old 421. there will be an overlook for motorists there for those who want to tend to everyones business too.
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Hot Dog
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Posted 23:11, 06/25/2010
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The mayor will be responsible for recruiting for members to the new nudist beach at the big pond.
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j367
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Posted 0:6, 06/26/2010
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I just won the lottery!
I want to spend my money in Yadkin County.
How would YOU do that?
How about a brand new car??
I think I'll buy my kids a Wii!
I'll put in a pool!
Drinks are on me!!!
I can go on a shopping spree at the mall!
I'll buy a new boat to take to the new Yadkin County Reservoir!
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johndeere
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Posted 0:43, 06/26/2010
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Well,
you can't buy a BRAND NEW car in Yadkin, cause the dealerships, they all closed.
You can't buy a Wii in Yadkin, cause theres no big box stores here local.
Can't shop at the Mall, best you'll get here is the flea market. lol!
nowhere to buy a new boat, that I know of in Yadkin, used one, yes, but new no....
Only thing left is to put in a pool and buy some drinks.....That's as good as it gets 'round here.
HAHA---Funny, but it's truly sad.
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Wilford
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Posted 18:56, 06/27/2010
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Yadkin got what it wants.
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skype
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Posted 10:25, 06/29/2010
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UFO spotted at Donnaha Park last nite. Little green men everywhere. Some swimming and some drinking. Some skinny dipping. We said, "Now Git" and away they went. It's a miracle!
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Newday
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Posted 18:16, 06/29/2010
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I went to the pool room in Yadkinville and I saw people drinking and having fun!!!!
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